Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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