Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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