Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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