All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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