i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
love makes seman taste better
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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