is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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