Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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