We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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