No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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