Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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