i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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