So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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