I swear she didn't look like that last week.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just gargled with NyQuil
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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