Buhtt sex?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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