Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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