problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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