Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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