The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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