True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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