Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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