whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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