Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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