i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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