Umm I'm too high to move.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
