This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Randomize