i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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