Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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