yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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