Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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