it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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