She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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