I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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