so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
