8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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