I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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