jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize