Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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