He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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