Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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