ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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