I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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