sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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