Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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