i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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