IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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