I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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