I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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