do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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