i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
handjob tips. give me some.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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