If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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