return my video game
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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