I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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