Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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