DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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